This week, Harry Dunn and I covered a response to one of three contempt motions against Rudy Giuliani, but you really need to see it in all its stupid glory.
Really atrocious responses by Rudy's "lawyer". Is Rudy trying to prove he has incompetent counsel? Or did he write this? If I were the judge, in his response, I would impose the immediate seizure of all Rudy's assets by law enforcement, liquidate them, and hand them over to the defamed women, pronto. No more excuses.
The judge should require Cammarata to rewrite the complaint, over and over if need be, until it conforms to proper language. It looks like his 12 year old kid wrote it.
Ghouliani just couldn't keep his drunk mouth shut and disparaged 2 good Georgia election officials and was found guilty and will be made to pay his debts to Ruby and Shae! He's brought all the shit on himself and deserves everything he gets...or has to give up!
It would be fun to take all the quotes in this article and run them through ChatGPT. You can even ask Chat to do so in the style of Shakespeare, which in this case would admittedly be uphill work.
I'd guess that Rudy wrote it himself with AI, except that AI would create a grammatically correct document. This draft appears to be written by someone who was intoxicated. I saw a slight reference to immunity as an excuse (which does not apply). What it boils down to is that Rudy (& co?) believe that once T** is sworn in, he will pardon Rudy, and the pardon will magically apply to any case, regardless of jurisdiction. My hope is that when Rudy does appear in court, that the judge orders Rudy to take off his suit jacket & pants & jewelry to be resold.
This filing links to clips on CNN and MSNBC. Poor writing aside, the level of absurdity would be astounding - but for the insertion of the argument regarding how justice is truly reflected in how the poorest levels of society are served (used here to somehow try to make a point for Rudy?) How disgusting.
thank you, thank you, for a wonderful holiday present. Just read this out loud to family and had the best laugh we've had in ages. Thanks again for your great work.
Did Rudy's lawyer get his degree from trump University????
lol
My exact sentiments Rhonda!!
Really atrocious responses by Rudy's "lawyer". Is Rudy trying to prove he has incompetent counsel? Or did he write this? If I were the judge, in his response, I would impose the immediate seizure of all Rudy's assets by law enforcement, liquidate them, and hand them over to the defamed women, pronto. No more excuses.
The judge should require Cammarata to rewrite the complaint, over and over if need be, until it conforms to proper language. It looks like his 12 year old kid wrote it.
Yep. I taught 12 yr olds, and this looks like a 12 yr old wrote it.
LOL Well, I'm glad I got the age part right :-D
Ditto Rain!!
It seems clear to me that Rudy wrote this, and that Rudy is not well. I mean, seriously not well.
Rudy’s new lawyer should maybe try AI? The filing might still be bonkers, but the grammar might be better!
Thinking the pleading was dictated by Rudy and Rudy has promised to pay for the lawyer’s signature on the drivel.
Oh, good lord. I'm amused because you tear apart stupid writing in the same way I do. You go, gurl.
Ghouliani just couldn't keep his drunk mouth shut and disparaged 2 good Georgia election officials and was found guilty and will be made to pay his debts to Ruby and Shae! He's brought all the shit on himself and deserves everything he gets...or has to give up!
I’m picturing a drunk former Mayor dictating this gibberish to his new lawyer, who is wondering why the hell he took the job.
It would be fun to take all the quotes in this article and run them through ChatGPT. You can even ask Chat to do so in the style of Shakespeare, which in this case would admittedly be uphill work.
I'd guess that Rudy wrote it himself with AI, except that AI would create a grammatically correct document. This draft appears to be written by someone who was intoxicated. I saw a slight reference to immunity as an excuse (which does not apply). What it boils down to is that Rudy (& co?) believe that once T** is sworn in, he will pardon Rudy, and the pardon will magically apply to any case, regardless of jurisdiction. My hope is that when Rudy does appear in court, that the judge orders Rudy to take off his suit jacket & pants & jewelry to be resold.
I think Rudy and his lawyer were having about 14 nightcap together, while writing this.
This filing links to clips on CNN and MSNBC. Poor writing aside, the level of absurdity would be astounding - but for the insertion of the argument regarding how justice is truly reflected in how the poorest levels of society are served (used here to somehow try to make a point for Rudy?) How disgusting.
I laughed my ass off when I read one of these filings. I’ve seen better motions from people representing themselves Pro Se.
thank you, thank you, for a wonderful holiday present. Just read this out loud to family and had the best laugh we've had in ages. Thanks again for your great work.
Don’t drink and file
Pathetic, on every level.